
Bring the barroom bravado with this I’m Not Irish Just Drunk All the Time tee — a relaxed-fit unisex graphic T-shirt made for pub crawls, party nights, and laid-back gatherings where the laughs come easy. Garment-dyed for a soft, worn-in color and crafted from heavyweight ring-spun cotton, this funny St. Patrick’s Day shirt feels broken-in from the first wear while staying sturdy enough for countless nights out.
The bold headline-style print mixes deep black with a pop of green, reading like a bar joke shouted across the table. Designed to sit loose through the body and shoulders, this cozy drinking T-shirt drapes casually and becomes even more comfortable with every wash.
Perfect for St. Patrick’s Day celebrations, bachelor parties, pub nights, or weekend hangs, this novelty graphic tee also makes a great gift for beer lovers, party friends, or anyone who appreciates humorous graphic shirts with personality.
Why You’ll Love ItFunny drinking graphic tee with bold headline-style print
Relaxed-fit unisex St. Patrick’s Day T-shirt
Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton for soft, lived-in comfort
Perfect pub crawl shirt and party tee
Great gift for beer lovers, friends, and humor fans
100% ring-spun US cotton — soft yet sturdy heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
Garment-dyed construction for soft texture and worn-in color
Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and double-needle stitched seams for durability
Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for a clean, comfortable finish
Available S–4XL in many colors (see Comfort Colors 1717 size chart)
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
Do not dry clean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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